Seahawks Limp Into Arrowhead for Preseason Finale Snoozefest

If you're tuning in expecting fireworks at Arrowhead on Friday night, you've wandered into the wrong stadium. This is preseason Week 4, folks—the annual dress rehearsal for guys who'll be selling insurance by October. Patrick Mahomes isn't suiting up (shocker), Sam Darnold is officially out for Seattle, and anyone with a guaranteed contract will be watching from the sideline in sweats.

What we're getting instead is a parade of third-stringers and camp bodies desperately trying to impress scouts before the final roster cuts. Noble effort, sure, but these aren't the guys who move the ball with any consistency. Seattle has mustered a measly 11.5 points per game this preseason, while Kansas City checks in at 13.5. Neither offense has shown a pulse, and that's with occasional starter reps mixed in.

The shop likes the under 36.5 here, and frankly, it feels generous. Expect conservative playcalling, sloppy execution, and more punts than a British rowing club. Both coaching staffs care about one thing: getting through this glorified scrimmage without injuries. The scoreboard will reflect that priority. Hammer that under and go enjoy your Friday night knowing you made the smart play.