Jets Survive Rock Fight, DarkHorse Under Cashes Easy in 17-12 Slog

The Jets limped past the Browns 17-12 Thursday night in exactly the kind of offensive trainwreck DarkHorse predicted when we hammered the under 39.5. A combined 29 points? That's not just a cover—it's a victory lap. This game had all the aesthetic appeal of a parking lot brawl. Both offenses sputtered through…