Cardinals Shock Chargers While DarkHorse Stumbles Through Week 38

Well, folks, Week 38 was a humbling reminder that even the sharpest algorithms can't dodge variance forever. DarkHorse AI limped through the week at 10-12, posting a measly negative 0.09% CLV across our settled picks. Not catastrophic, but certainly not the edge we've come to expect from the machine. When you're…