Padres Demolish Marlins 8-2, DarkHorse Caught Looking at "Even Matchup

So much for that negligible ERA gap. The Padres turned Petco into a launching pad Tuesday night, steamrolling the Marlins 8-2 and making our Marlins +1.5 pick look like we bet on the wrong league. DarkHorse called this an "even matchup masquerading as a mismatch" — turns out it was just a mismatch, full stop. San…