Padres Pummel Nationals 9-2, DarkHorse Bet Gets Steamrolled

Well, that was ugly. The Padres didn't just cover the runline—they obliterated it, turning Petco Park into a launching pad and sending our Nationals +1.5 ticket straight to the shredder. Final score: 9-2, San Diego. We missed, and it wasn't even close. Our handicap leaned on Walker Buehler's mediocrity and…