Royals Can't Hang as Pirates Pummel Dobnak in 8-5 Rout

So much for that 2.73 ERA. Randy Dobnak got absolutely shelled at PNC Park as the Pirates crushed Kansas City 8-5, turning our Royals +1.5 pick into expensive wallpaper. The "true pitching favorite" narrative collapsed spectacularly—Pittsburgh tagged Dobnak early and often, while Paul Skenes, supposedly the inferior…