Cincinnati Steals the Hell Is Real Derby, But Nobody Remembered to Score

Columbus Crew edged FC Cincinnati 2-1 in a Hell Is Real Derby that somehow forgot its own script. We hammered the over 3.5, banking on Cincinnati's nuclear attack (2.5 goals-per-game, scorching 3.6 in their last five) torching Columbus's porous backline. Instead, we got three goals and a whole lot of clenched teeth.…