Minnesota Buries Sporting KC 3-1 as Loons Finally Cash Their xG Check

Minnesota United turned their expected-goals promise into cold, hard reality Saturday night, dismantling Sporting Kansas City 3-1 at Allianz Field and delivering a clean winner for DarkHorse's over 3.5 ticket. The four-goal final was no accident—it was regression to the mean with a vengeance. The Loons have been…