Earthquakes and RSL Sleepwalk to 1-1 Stalemate, Under Cashes Easy

San Jose and Real Salt Lake served up exactly the kind of tepid, low-event slog DarkHorse AI called for, and the under 3.0 sailed home with room to spare in a 1-1 draw that felt like watching paint dry in the Utah desert. This was trench warfare masquerading as soccer—two sides missing firepower, playing not to lose,…