Red Bulls Stun Lifeless Miami in Shocking Shutout as Over Craters

Well, that was embarrassing. Inter Miami's vaunted attack—supposedly averaging 2.43 goals per game and riding a three-game win streak—showed up to Red Bull Arena looking like they'd rather be anywhere else. The Red Bulls delivered a clinical 2-0 beatdown that made our over 3.75 look foolish from kickoff. Miami's elite…