Penguins Sleepwalk Through Chicago, Drop 5-3 Dud Despite All the Advantages

Well, that was embarrassing. The Penguins rolled into Chicago with every conceivable edge—better goaltending, tighter defense, hotter offense, momentum—and promptly face-planted 5-3 against a Blackhawks squad that's been leaking goals like a rusty bucket. Our Penguins ML pick at -145? Dead on arrival. Pittsburgh's…