Sporting Kansas City 1-0 over San Diego FC: The Upset That Opened the Week, Plus Four Hot Streaks and a 4-3 Model

Let's start with the result that will dominate the group chats: Sporting Kansas City 1-0 over San Diego FC. The moneyline touched +420, which means anyone who grabbed that number got paid handsomely for backing a one-goal result that few people with a spreadsheet wanted to see coming. It's the kind of opening jolt…