Inter Miami's Metrics Can't Save Them in Columbus — Crew Snatch 2-1 Win

So much for that quality edge. Inter Miami rolled into Columbus carrying all the sexy numbers — 2.42 goals-per-game, elite xG, a sparkling goal differential — and promptly face-planted 2-1 against a Crew side we pegged as 14th-place also-rans. Our Miami ML pick at +124? Dead on arrival. Columbus didn't care about…