Minnesota Stuns Seattle 3-1, DarkHorse's Under 3.0 Crashes in Four-Goal Slugfest

So much for grinding, low-event football. Seattle torched Minnesota 3-1 at Lumen Field, blowing past DarkHorse's under 3.0 call in a match that delivered exactly the firepower we didn't expect. The Sounders, supposedly limping along at 1.07 goals per game and missing three attackers, found their boots and buried three…