Seattle Gets Buried in Five-Goal Avalanche as Whitecaps Run Wild

Well, so much for defensive profiles and structural mediocrity. Vancouver didn't just beat Seattle—they eviscerated them 5-1 in a Cascadia beatdown that made our under 3.25 look foolish from the opening whistle. The Whitecaps, owners of that pristine 1.03 goals-against-per-game mark we leaned on, decided defense was…