San Jose Earthquakes
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San Diego FC Set to Feast on Wounded Earthquakes in Midweek Clash
The Earthquakes roll into San Diego on Wednesday night limping, bleeding, and missing four starters—including Timo Werner, because apparently even designated players need rest days when your season's circling the drain.…
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Austin FC and San Jose Play to Dreary 1-1 Stalemate as Over 3.0 Craters
Well, that was painful. Austin FC and San Jose Earthquakes sleepwalked to a 1-1 draw that had all the attacking verve of a Tuesday practice session, and our over 3.0 call got absolutely torched in the process. We leaned…
RecapThe Paddock Report3d ago - 0
San Jose Earthquakes Storm Q2 Stadium Looking to Repeat April Beatdown
Austin FC welcomes San Jose to Q2 Stadium on September 5th, and if you're backing the home side, you might want to check the rearview mirror first. The Earthquakes rolled into Texas back in April and hung five goals on …
PreviewThe Paddock Report4d ago - 0
Houston Held Hostage: Dynamo Can't Break Decimated Quakes in Scoreless Slog
Well, that was painful. Houston Dynamo FC and the San Jose Earthquakes sleepwalked through ninety minutes of MLS mediocrity, finishing 0-0 in a match that felt longer than a cross-country road trip. Our pick on Houston?…
RecapThe Paddock Report10d ago - 0
San Jose limps into BBVA Stadium and Houston should put them out of their misery
The Earthquakes are a walking disaster right now, winless in five (0-4-1) and leaking nearly three goals per game during that stretch. The underlying numbers are even uglier: San Jose ranks dead last in finishing effici…
PreviewThe Paddock Report11d ago - 0
Minnesota Buries San Jose 5-1, Regression Arrives Right on Schedule
Sometimes the numbers don't lie, they just whisper what's coming. Minnesota United rolled into PayPal Park and delivered a five-goal beatdown that turned our +0.5 pick into a laugher before halftime. The Loons didn't ju…
RecapThe Paddock Report17d ago - 0
Minnesota United Steal Value as San Jose's Season Circles the Drain
The Earthquakes are in full collapse mode, winless in five and bleeding 2.6 goals per game during a three-match losing streak that's turned PayPal Park into a house of horrors. Minnesota arrives as a live underdog at ne…
PreviewThe Paddock Report18d ago - 0
Galaxy Grind Out Ugly Win, DarkHorse Cashes the Under in Clasico Snoozefest
The California Clasico delivered all the offensive fireworks of a wet matchbook, and DarkHorse nailed it. LA Galaxy escaped with a 1-0 victory over San Jose in a match that validated every pessimistic word of our under …
RecapThe Paddock Report20d ago - 0
San Jose Earthquakes Storm Into Carson With the Numbers on Their Side
The Galaxy are limping through 2026 at home, and Wednesday night could get ugly. LA's managed a pathetic 0.86 goals-per-game at Dignity Health Sports Park while leaking 1.57 — that's a recipe for disaster when San Jose …
PreviewThe Paddock Report21d ago - 0
St. Louis CITY SC Cashes at +206, Regression Finally Arrives in San Jose
St. Louis CITY SC walked into PayPal Park and delivered exactly what the underlying numbers promised, dismantling San Jose 3-1 and rewarding anyone who grabbed that juicy +206 moneyline. The Stable called it: CITY's abs…
RecapThe Paddock Report24d ago - 0
St. Louis CITY SC looks to flip the script in San Jose after April heartbreak
Remember when San Jose hung three on St. Louis back in April? Well, the Earthquakes you're getting in mid-August are a completely different animal – and not in a good way. San Jose's stumbling into this one on fumes, go…
PreviewThe Paddock Report25d ago - 0
San Jose's xG Mirage Meets Cincinnati's Clinical Reality
So much for underlying metrics. San Jose walked into TQL Stadium with all the fancy numbers on their side—superior xG differentials, that pristine road record, defensive solidity that looked bulletproof on paper. Cincin…
RecapThe Paddock Report38d ago - 0
San Jose's xG Profile Screams Value Against Overmatched Cincy
The Earthquakes roll into TQL Stadium on Saturday carrying metrics that should have this line much tighter than the market suggests. San Jose's underlying numbers are borderline elite: they're generating 2.2 expected go…
PreviewThe Paddock Report39d ago - 0
Galaxy and Quakes Play to Dreary 1-1 Draw in California Clasico Snoozefest
The California Clasico delivered all the fireworks of a damp sparkler Wednesday night, as LA Galaxy and San Jose Earthquakes sleepwalked to a 1-1 stalemate at PayPal Park. If you bet the under 3.5, congratulations—you'r…
RecapThe Paddock Report45d ago - 0
Galaxy's Finishing Woes Meet San Jose's Stingy Defense in Low-Scoring Affair
The California Clasico rolls into PayPal Park on Saturday, and if you're expecting fireworks, you might want to check your expectations at the gate. LA Galaxy limp into San Jose riding a two-game skid and offensive form…
PreviewThe Paddock Report46d ago - 0
Orlando City Shreds San Jose in Stunning 4-0 Road Rout
Well, well, well—sometimes the goals come, just not from the team you expect. Orlando City rolled into PayPal Park and absolutely dismantled San Jose 4-0, delivering the over 3.5 we called but making the Earthquakes loo…
RecapThe Paddock Report48d ago - 0
San Jose's Attack Meets Orlando's Turnstile Defense – Goals Galore Expected
If you're hunting goals on Wednesday night, PayPal Park is your hunting ground. San Jose rolls into this one averaging 2.29 goals per game at home, and they're catching Orlando at the perfect time—the visitors are hemor…
PreviewThe Paddock Report49d ago