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Bears Escape Patriots in 54-Point Thursday Night Shootout
So much for Thursday night defense. The Bears outlasted the Patriots 30-24 in a game that sailed over 50.5 and made our under call look foolish from the opening quarter. Turns out limited prep time didn't slow anyone do…
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Patriots Grind Out 26-19 Win, DarkHorse Pick Lands Dead Center on Push
The Patriots did exactly what we expected at Gillette Stadium—they dominated—but couldn't quite cover the seven-point spread, settling for a 26-19 victory that resulted in a push for DarkHorse backers. New England's hom…
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Patriots Feast on Depleted Jets in Foxborough Beatdown
The Jets limp into Gillette Stadium on Sunday looking more like practice squad fodder than divisional rivals. New England has been an absolute buzzsaw at home this season, dropping 32.5 points per game while surrenderin…
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Raiders Get Steamrolled in Foxborough as DarkHorse Whiffs on Road Dog
Well, that was ugly. The Patriots absolutely demolished the Raiders 45-17 in a game that was never close, turning DarkHorse's Raiders +3.5 pick into a smoking crater. So much for that vaunted Vegas road magic and "decim…
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Raiders Roll Into Foxborough With All the Angles
The Raiders swagger into New England on Sunday carrying a 2-0 road record and averaging over 30 points per game away from home, while the Patriots limp along at 16.25 PPG through their first four contests. That 12.5-poi…
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Patriots Shock Bills in Buffalo, Cover as 7-Point Dogs with Outright Win
The Patriots didn't just cover the seven points—they walked into Highmark Stadium and stole a 29-26 victory outright, handing Buffalo their first loss of the season. So much for New England's offensive "struggles." They…
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Patriots limp into Buffalo needing life support, but seven points is a gift in the AFC East meat grinder
The Bills roll into Week 5 sitting pretty at 3-0, while New England's offense has been about as productive as a broken vending machine—12 points per game, and a ghastly 8.0 on the road through two losses. Buffalo should…
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Jaguars Demolish Patriots 35-6 as DarkHorse Under Cashes Easy
The Jaguars absolutely steamrolled New England 35-6 in a game that somehow still delivered for Under backers despite Jacksonville's offensive explosion. DarkHorse's under 46.0 hit comfortably with 41 total points, thoug…
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Patriots limp into Jacksonville with NFL's most anemic offense — can this total possibly stay above water?
The Patriots arrive in Duval County sporting an offense that makes watching paint dry seem thrilling. Through two weeks, New England has managed a pathetic 15.0 points per game with Tommy DeVito under center, averaging …
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Steelers Offense No-Shows in Foxborough, DarkHorse Under Cashes Easy
The Steelers limped into Foxborough and promptly face-planted, managing a pathetic three points in a 20-3 beatdown that made DarkHorse's under 41.5 look like free money. Pittsburgh's offense was DOA all afternoon, faili…
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Steelers-Patriots Week 2: Defense Travels, Offenses Stay Home
If you thought Thursday Night Football was ugly, wait until you get a load of this defensive slugfest in Foxborough. Both teams held opponents to exactly 13 points in Week 1, and neither offense looked remotely capable …
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Seahawks Grind Out Ugly 13-10 Win as Defense Bails Out Sputtering Offense
The Seahawks covered the spread at home, but nobody's hanging a banner for this one. Seattle limped to a 13-10 victory over New England in a season opener that looked more like a preseason slog than a showcase of those …
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Patriots and Seahawks Both Bring the Firepower to Week 1 Shootout
The Patriots and Seahawks roll into Week 1 with a fascinating wrinkle: both offenses feasted last season while their opponents' defenses got picked apart. New England averaged 28.8 points per game against units that typ…
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Browns Preseason Finale Turns Into Unexpected Shootout, Crushes DarkHorse Under Pick
Well, that didn't go according to plan. The Browns demolished the Patriots 37-13 in a preseason finale that somehow forgot the memo about conservative, vanilla football. DarkHorse's under 35.0 call crashed and burned sp…
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Patriots Roll Into Cleveland With All the Firepower Browns Can't Match
The Patriots swagger into Cleveland on Thursday night carrying a sledgehammer the Browns simply can't answer. New England's offense is averaging 28.8 points per game this preseason while Cleveland limps in at a pathetic…
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Patriots Squeak Past Eagles 24-21, DarkHorse Cashes the Home Dog
The Patriots did exactly what we needed them to do Thursday night—win outright as home underdogs and make our +1.5 look easy in hindsight. New England's 24-21 victory over Philadelphia wasn't pretty, but it validated ev…
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Eagles limp into Foxborough for preseason finale — Under 36.5 the sharp play
The Eagles drag their bruised egos into Gillette Stadium after getting boat-raced 7-24 in their last exhibition, and frankly, nobody should care. This is preseason Week 3, the glorified dress rehearsal where Jalen Hurts…
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Colts and Patriots Serve Up a 13-13 Snoozefest in Foxborough
Well, that was something. The Colts and Patriots battled to a 13-13 tie in Foxborough, treating fans to the kind of offensive ineptitude that makes you question whether either team remembered football is supposed to be …
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Colts Visit Foxborough in Preseason Opener—Starters Sit, Depth Charts Speak
The NFL preseason kicks off Thursday night with Indianapolis making the trip to Gillette Stadium, and if you're expecting fireworks, adjust those expectations immediately. This is August football in its purest form—vani…
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